Thief Crashes Bobcat into Utility Pole While Fleeing from Police

The Buffalo News reports “Erie County deputies said he had hot-wired and driven nearly half a mile before crashing into a telephone pole at Baseline and Bedell roads on Grand Island.” The article states, “they [the officers] found Sander driving it north in the southbound lane.”

http://www.buffalonews.com/437/story/750968.html

Well Jared A. Sander, 31, of Carol Lane on Grand Island, what on earth made you think you could out-run police officers in a Bobcat? I’m surprised the article doesn’t say that he was intoxicated; because you would have to be completely drunk to believe that a skid-steer is an adequate get-a-way vehicle.